the joys of having matt at home!

well when matt comes home i get grilled about boys, i get threats that he will kill the boys, my little sister makes up lies to tell him so i get grilled some more. we fight and i say it's time for you to go back to armenia, maybe you'll come home a little more humble. I say your still weird and you've been off your mission for almost 7 months (aren't you supposed to be normal yet?!) life gets harder with the pops and and the momma. we wrestle and i always LOSE. i try taking a nap or sleep in and i get bombarded with matts butt. we have tickle fights. we listen to mom sing love at home when helen and matt and i are fighting. dad loses his temper A LOT, because he can't focus enough on matt when i'm around (favorite child much?!) dad just always loses his temper with me anyways i'm the messed up child who apparently he doesn't like much. helen and matt get spoiled beyond belief and what do i get a laugh in the face. we see everything and i mean everything from matts dorm room it's like he's moving back in. he takes the whole week to do millions of loads of laundry. we hear random conversations between him and natalie either in person or over the phone like i'm hearing right now. HAHAHAHAHAHA we hear a lot about why he hates BYU oh and uncle andrew i'm supposed to tell you a lot of people think BYU is the prophets school but the school of prophets is U of U because all or most of the prophets graduated from there.(self righteous much haha jk) we listen to what we call "cabin talk" between him and stephen. steve gets mad at erin, erin fights back we all yell at eachother erin leaves bawling and makes us all feel bad well most of us anyways, matt gets up and takes a walk he can't handle it. if grandmas here she starts using sayings like oh hell stop fighting, or i'm never coming to stay with you guys if your always fighting so we've made a new rule while grandma is here were not allowed(happy aunt heidi haha) to talk to eachother. matt watches tons of ESPN and we never see the TV remote. steve takes matt golfing and kevin usually ends up with them which upsets erin. oh and the best thing he's ever said is what i heard tonight, straight from his mouth you fight again and i'm leaving to go have thanksgiving with natalie we see how it is matt and we love you too. that boy doesn't remember anything before he went to college or his mission does he. hahaha we love when matt comes home best memories of all!